Toby Ate This:

This is a partial list of the things our dog Toby has consumed:

• Another leash (Christina left it on top of his cage - duh!)
  
• Most of a rug, which he pulled into this cage
  
• His leash
• his red collar
  
• his blue collar
  
• 100 scraps of paper
• another Brownie's Girl Scout Cookie order form (while in his cage!)
  
• a curtain, right off the window
  
• countless tissues
• 1,000 napkins
  
• Courtney's bunny slippers
• legos (many legos)
  
• a ball of multicolor yarn
• a stuffed penguin
• a bowl of green peppers
• Mackenzie's red Yankees hat (partially - it looks really cool now)
• My green Yankees hat, partially, and it looks cool. (This could be a new business!)